cybercitrus:

pixelavender:

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE





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convert your office into a horrible disaster

Everyone knows this is a joke, right?  Like, no one is actually blow drying raw meat on their desk or using a paper shredder to make nachos.  No one thinks this is serious, right?  Guys?

cybercitrus:

pixelavender:

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE

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convert your office into a horrible disaster

Everyone knows this is a joke, right?  Like, no one is actually blow drying raw meat on their desk or using a paper shredder to make nachos.  No one thinks this is serious, right?  Guys?

(via 19thperson)

new true facts aaaaa

diglett can learn aerial ace what the fuck

what, the original poster even linked the video.  Which one of you nerds removed it.

True Facts About the Owl

(via raisehelia)

jenawithonen:

skywritingg:

A whole government full of people throwing tantrums and it’s my generation that’s whiny, selfish, and entitled.

zing

(via 19thperson)